Goober.MBHS.Edu Cast of chars (in order of appearance) root Dr. R. Oot dgould Dan "More accounts than you can shake a stick at" Gould aschiff Ann Schiff xsetroot as himself Comic Relief....................Daniel Sandler Dan Gould's wardrobe by.........Hurricane Andrew Dan Gould's duffel bag by.......Body Bags 'R' Us "Pay now, go later" Dan Gould's Microwaved Snacks by......................Sam's Crematorium "You kill 'em, we grill 'em" Sound Effects By................large AIX manuals hitting the ground Powerful Narcotics by...........your local government Weaponry by.....................the Students for the NRA foundation Big Spotlights By...............Alcatraz Guard Dogs by...................Alcatraz Hall Passes by..................`Elbereth' Snow Days by....................the collective dandruff of 400 magnet students Netlag by.......................stupid fools FTPing to a VAX Amusement.......................PS/2s rm -rf / Bogosity........................CS Teachers Segmentation Faults.............(core dumped) Beeps by........................50 Mac SEs starting up simultaneously Dumb X Graphics.................the wonderful fellows at MIT Idol/Bongo Drums................the late Richard Feynman Mischief by.....................setuid processes Carnage by......................id software (DOOOOMMMMM!!!) Frustration.....................AIX (New and Improved!) 3.2 Filmed on-location in Sunny Silver Spring, MD. Any resemblance to real systems, living or dead, is purely coincidental. No real students were harmed during the production of this system.