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                                  binx.mbhs.edu

                             t e a m   m o b u t u
                                      Cast
                          (in order of disappearance)

                  Lunatic Genius Sysop....Danny "heeheee" Gould
           WebMaestro #1, Techno Sysop....David K. "aard!" Peck
           WebMaestro #2, Artist Sysop....Daniel "captain jim" Sandler
                  Most Punctured Sysop....n8 cook
                          VAXen Herder....Andy "0111000001110101" Church
                          Linux Geniux....Jimmy "dang!" Dang
                      Random Amusement....Frank "what /etc/passwd?" Wright
                      More Junior Help....Chad Wolfsheimer
                         Web Weaver #1....Chris Mysen
                         Web Weaver #2....Jenny Linnoila

             Mr. Sandler's Wardrobe by....American Eagle Outfitters Ltd.
               Mr. Gould's Wardrobe by....next Tuesday, we hope
      Alternate Bipedal Transportation....Evan Benoit
                 Indispensable Help by....Hui-hui and the Mindcrime Crew
                                            at ACM Good Haques

                    Flying Cables (tm)....n8 the gr8
                        Funky MOTDs by....the hole ...
                                            in Da5id's miiiinnnddd!
			       Shadows....Are Coming			      
                        Inspiration by....Claire Danes
                       Perspiration by....MCPS Air Conditioning
                     Paper Weighted by....poor calvin.mbhs.edu
                          Baudwidth by....Peter Hammond
		    PMacs For 5th Time....The Crazy 7:00 Crue
	    MMM Festive Food On Ground....Homer and Tate
           Other Butchernunciations by....The Transceiver
                                            "Ahl be bach."

	      Wonder Llamas Donated by....Ralph's Furry Creatures Inc.
 Ted The Llama's Wardrobe Furnished by....Vanna White
	   Ed The Antigravity Llama by....The Llama Genome Project
	7000 Trained Redback Llamas by....Joey B.
          Staggering March of the Pigs....trent
                           Theme Music....U2, _The Joshua Tree_
                                          nin, _The Downward Spiral_ (halo 10?)
                                          Orb, _live93_  (or evil39?)
                                          mim, _Magnet Hate Machine_ (HELO 1)
                                          Q Soft, InfoTheme
					  Spontaneous Aardvark, "Abrasive"
					

                        Conga Lines by....The Community Architectures '95 Team
	       Watermelon Furnished by....Jess!
	                  Lots Of Ants....(see above)
        Wide Assortment Of Lunch Foods....Irishman O'Toole
	  	  No Rum For You, Phil....Below-Average IQ Bakery Worker
                       The Magic Words....Squeamish Ossifrage
			  Deflowerance....Gould, almost
			Fun In The Sun....Papa
		       Deep Philosiphy....Smurf
			  Beastin' Art....Sandman
					

                              ViBES by....CaptainJim, Holo, Red, Triad, LED
           Senseless Gumball Slaughter....Alan Henderson
                        Spare Parts by....Jimmy "Snazzy" Dang's
                                            Dinosaur Pen
                           Captain Jim....Dan
                 Ultimate Disc Prowess....cookie
                        Full-Scale War....XTank
                       Anti-bubbles by....Jimmy "frog!" Dang
                         Moral Support....Megan Knight
                       Immoral Support....Chris Schultz (DOOM!)
                            Popcorn by....Matt "Hungry?" Cowal
                      Peanut Butter by....Little Yapping Dog


                         Including the majestic m00se



                Filmed on-location in sunny Silver Spring, MD.
              binx.mbhs.edu is a Pentium-90 running Linux. (UNIX)
               binx is a little robot from the Captain Jim saga.

           No robots were harmed during the creation of this machine.
        Two machines were, however, gutted and/or destroyed.  Violently.

        We make no claims about freshmen viewing anatomically correct
                       pictures in Netscape, either.










Customer: Tell me:
Owner: Yessir?
C: (deliberately) Have you in fact got any cheese here at all.
O: Yes,sir.
C: Really?
(beat)
O: No.  Not really, sir.
C: You haven't.
O: Nosir.  Not a scrap.  I was deliberately wasting your time,sir.
C: Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you.
O: Right-0, sir.

*BLAM*

C: What a *senseless* waste of human life.









          The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used
          are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters,
          or history of any person is entirely accidental and
          unintentional.
         
          ..or whatever.


    Filmed in Gouda-Vision                    (c)1995 Team Mobutu Co Inc Ltd
    and Colby(tm) Surround Sound                        All reserves righted.